This is Michele Bachmann. She's running for President. And she's eating a hot dog. She shouldn't be doing both.
There are cameras. And the internet. Oh. And her husband might be watching.....
And he clearly dissparoves of her technique.
Mr. Bachman shows her how to tackle a footlong like a lady.
Meanwhile, not to be outdone, Rick Perry stabs himself in the brain stem with the better half of a dog.
And to be fair: